This Drama Is So Highschool
"Morgan Freemason was caught free-basing at 'Smucker's Community Highschool: With A Name Like Smucker's it's Probably Education.'"
"No fucking way! He'll need a magic bathtub to escape this! Did you hear Smucker's mascot, 'Grapple Hybrid' got caught mounting a foam finger under the bleachers, Wednesday?
"Killer. Let's go."
Vicky and 'Nessa, the town's lesbian Goth's, donned twin dinosaur backpacks before vanishing.
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2017
Bunny Villaire
A vision, a warning.
I was in the bathtub when I saw her. She appeared in a vision, and she was as old as a dinosaur. “I dated Morgan Freeman once,” she said. “He bought me a foam finger at one of those games, but don’t let him fool you. He made me pay for dinner.” I heeded the warning as the vision disappeared. This bathtub must be magic.
Morgan Freeman, a dinosaur, a foam finger and a magic bathtub. Edited version
Today was our company picnic at The Magic Bathtub. Can you picture it , 12 strippers at a Cubs game, with giant foam fingers sitting with an old fat man wearing a dinosaur print shirt?
We're having a great time, when some guy jumps up in front of us, catches a fly ball, and face plants right in my cleavage! Would you believe ? It's Morgan Freeman!
Improbabilities
“The T. rex just wanted to get clean,” Morgan Freeman’s deep baritone narrated. “It was tired of all the mud and dust in its habitat. It was a good thing that the magic bathtub popped back in time, along with a foam finger. The T. rex used the finger to extend its forelimb’s reach to wash its back. Ah, bliss!”
#bathtub #dinosaur #challenge #MorganFreeman
Roaaaaarrr!!
"Hi, I'm Morgan Freeman," I said to the little boy wrestling with his foam finger.
"But you're a T-Rex!" he exclaimed. Then, his little brown eyes lit up. "And you're a TALKING T-Rex!!"
That conniving imp from the bathtub, I thought back to last night.
"Reverse the curse I care not," it said. "Convince little Vince you're God, or as a dinosaur you shall linger."
