See if you can write the shortest and most bizarre story possible featuring these prompts: a dinosaur, a magic bathtub, a foam finger, and Morgan Freeman. Good luck!

Morgan Freeman, a dinosaur, a foam finger and a magic bathtub. Edited version

Today was our company picnic at The Magic Bathtub. Can you picture it , 12 strippers at a Cubs game, with giant foam fingers sitting with an old fat man wearing a dinosaur print shirt?

We're having a great time, when some guy jumps up in front of us, catches a fly ball, and face plants right in my cleavage! Would you believe ? It's Morgan Freeman!