See if you can write the shortest and most bizarre story possible featuring these prompts: a dinosaur, a magic bathtub, a foam finger, and Morgan Freeman. Good luck!

I have a weird kid

I just saw my kid playing in the bathtub. He was making a dinosaur eat a foam finger all the while narrating in his best Morgan Freeman voice, saying, "I don't care if you're an herbivore. Eat that hand!"