This Drama Is So Highschool

"Morgan Freemason was caught free-basing at 'Smucker's Community Highschool: With A Name Like Smucker's it's Probably Education.'"

"No fucking way!  He'll need a magic bathtub to escape this!  Did you hear Smucker's mascot, 'Grapple Hybrid' got caught mounting a foam finger under the bleachers, Wednesday?  

"Killer.  Let's go."

Vicky and 'Nessa, the town's lesbian Goth's, donned twin dinosaur backpacks before vanishing.

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Bunny Villaire