Challenge
Gobble! Gobble! The Thanksgiving feast has staged a mutiny! A coup! A revolt! Infuriated green beans! Rebellious cranberry sauce! A murderous turkey! Fun, eh? Another micropoem challenge. Anthropomorphize the heck out of your cute, bountiful offerings! Happy Thanksgiving!!!
Food Riot
Everyone around the table
Almost ready to eat
The food is hot and ready when
A "Squawk!" comes from the meat
The green beans choke the carrots
The gravy drowns the swede
Mashed potatoes mashing parsnips
And causing a food stampede