It can't take a very hard bang.

HOW -- do I turn off auto-correct?!?

Encased in rubber it lasts longer.

I often lick the front, followed by some vigorous rubbing, to keep it luscious.

At least the battery lasts longer.

It's Cheap

& Cracked

& Has

No Back

#B27321

You shouldn't take that out at the dinner table while my parents are here.

My phone can last longer than an hour.

My phone knows what I like.

Drop it on my face in bed and I'll scream. 

I pay extra monthly for this thing; still doesn't do what it said it would.