I would buy myself a meet-n-greet with Demi.

And then I would buy her and Wilmer.

Then I will keep her in my basement and force her to write songs for me.

And if I have any left over, I will buy loads of Demi Merch

i. what would I do?

is that what you ask?

well i'll tell you something

that will make you forget

ii. there once was an old lady

who had 3 million pounds

she used to smile

but would never spend a pound

that's true happiness

in that little old lady

iii. so my dear friend

if i had a million dollars

i would look at it and laugh

because I know

that that little old lady

was right from the start

for never smiling about the money

but frowning at the droughts

If I were to somehow acquire such a large amount of cash (about £600,000 Brit Quid), I would first have another heart attack to celebrate, then, once the dust had settled I would fund a home for my friend, his wife and daughter.

Naturally, a part of this dwelling would be allocated Yowwas' Man Cave, a suitable place for me to live away from the unspeakable hovel in which I now am forced to exist.

I'd have a huge bed furnished with only the finest bedding and a special cupboard disguised as a painting where I could safely stash my choc bars.

I'd have one of those special chairs that old people live in, and a walk in wet room for those Cedar Wood moments when I do my thing.

It would be heaven for all concerned, and I could get a dog (which I've never had).

1,000,000 is a quite a lot of money. I would give some to my mom who has worked awfully hard for me and my sisters. I'd give some to my sisters because they have blessed me so I need to return the favor. My father as well. Even though I don't know where he's at, I'd try to give him some because he was apart of my childhood and he sure made a hell of an effort to try and make me happy. As for the rest of it? Half of the remainder for my schooling and the other half for my nephew because although he's only three, he's a hell of a genius.

If I had a million dollars, I would spend it. It is my patriotic duty to support the economy.

I would remodel my house to a small work of art, hold Gatsby garden parties, and jet around the world to my favorite places with family and friends. I'd pick up the bill for everyone.

A million doesn't buy much these day, so I figure in three months I'd be back to square one. Yeah, but what a ride!