As I was mulling over what to write and trying out different directions, maybe try to draw a few comparisons of the toilet paper with something. Wait a minute…I found some vivid similarities between the toilet paper and our friends. Don’t believe me? Let me elaborate.

A friend is a person on whom you can rely on, someone who is always there for you….Similarity? What do you do when you run out of tissues, you rely on the ever absorbent toilet paper.

A friend is someone who can pull you out of a messy situation….Your toilet paper does the same for you, it cleans your shit…I mean literally.

Now, do you believe me?? So the next time you use your toilet paper, don’t forget to thank them for doing such a thankless job, silently…Please welcome your new best friend!!