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give me your dumbest metaphor for life
life is like ... ?
Ended July 16, 2020 • 50 Entries • Created by litterbox
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give me your dumbest metaphor for life
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Life is a kitten. Super duper cute and fluffy, until you get your eyes clawed out.

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zanlexus

HP Reference

Life is like a box of Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans. Some of it's good, but you never know when you're going to get something downright nasty.

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9158

life is like a taco held upside down,

when you are dumb or naive enough,

all the good stuff slips away,

and all you can do is cry your eyes out at your stupidity

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acaciatulane

Eggs

Life is like scrambled eggs. Yellow, peppery, and sometimes you’ll find a shell or two.

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Mara_C

Life Is Like...

Life is like Ice-Cream,

Sweet

But

Melts

Easily,

Melts

Quickly.

21.6.2020

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Danceinsilence

It’s All In The Advertising

Take the picture for instance;

I can say I have met a three and a five.

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Depends is a lot like a metaphor.

It just depends when and how soon you need them.

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hazelize

Life is a chair. I guess. It doesn't make sense, but what does?. . .

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Toebeans

give me your dumbest metaphor for life

Life is like a life.

It just is.

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thisisit

Life is like

Life is like the email that Prose sends us every week and month, when you see that they have not picked you as the challenge winner, so you keep going until you hopefully, but might not, achieve your dreams.

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AJAY9979

Rainbows and Semen

Life is a rainbow; it comes spontaneously and leaves in an instant.

These things are only really dumb until you sit and ponder them. (You can tag me in one that is actually dumb if you want to prove me wrong. I'm always game to read that.) If you look at life as a definition, it is like a rainbow. There is a biblical reasoning for having it and a scientific one, and though many would say that the two aren't connected, anyone who stepped back could see the relationship. Rainbows are made when light hits the water in the air (like after a storm) and Noah and his family had just rode an ark after forty days and nights of rain. (You can thank all the religious challenges for my religious undertones here.)

When looking at life, the chances of a life actually coming to fruition, being viable, surviving through infancy and making it to adulthood to procreate and create more life is actually really slim. Every living thing, from your best friend to the tree in your yard to the virus that attaches into your lungs and starts using your cells to make its children, beat some odds to be here. The chances of you being a cum stain on someone's sheets or being attacked by your mother's body or dying before the first trimester are so high that we should act as if every person is a rainbow; celebrated when it's here and lamented when it's gone.

Though by that logic, life can be like a cum shot, which is a MUCH better metaphor. It's going to come since someone worked hard to make it happen, but we have no idea where it'll land or what happens after that. Sometimes it's an accident, sometimes it happens in the wrong place at the wrong time, and sometimes it creates more life.