

Defiant
Never go quietly into the night
Battling those demons of aging
Fighting each day to remain relevant
So long as our heart beats our spirit is still raging
Our bodies battle the tests of time
Though we are not that strength of old
Our determination will long endure
So long we remain strong, fearless and bold
Failure is never an option we accept
Though age and time have stolen away
Much of our endurance and constitution
We still have much more to accomplish and say
Perhaps over time our eyes have dimmed
Our hairs thinned or gone gray and white
We make up our shortcomings with experience
With the will power to do what’s right
No, we will not go quietly to meet our maker
But will hold on to life tightly by the reigns
When we ride off into the distant sunset
With our well used earthly remains
(c) BAM
The Night I Slept through the End of The World
The world came to a sudden end
It was just the other day
Unfortunately I slept right through it
Much to my disappointment and dismay
It suppose I never got that last memo
Upon this you can take me on my word
It’s probable the destruction was likely caused
By a power-hungry narcissist; an Orange turd
I can’t say I didn’t expect this event
The writing was, as they say, on the wall
But to think nobody had the forethought
To give me the courtesy of a wake up call
As to what physically caused that final demise
It was a recipe of some political tinder
Combined with some social unrest was the spark
That transformed this world into a cinder
You would think there would be some warning
An explosive ordinance or shots from a gun
But no, I slept through the whole thing
I unfortunately missed all the fun
Although you not might expect me to say this
What angers me so, it makes my face redden
Is that I never got that final wake up call
So I slept through and missed the worlds Armageddon…
(c) BAM
Toxic People
Toxic people
Spreading toxic lies
Whispered softly into listening ears
Disparaging others sowing fears
Planting seeds of discontent
Is something they seem to do a lot
They get their greatest satisfaction
By quietly stirring up that pot
They really thrive by ruining
The lives of their listening peers
Tragically receiving satisfaction
By bringing so many to tears
Often motivated by wealth and fortune
Driven by craving notoriety and fame
Chasing shallow empty dreams
The results seem always the same
They never are truly satisfied
Lacking something crucial in their soul
Elusively chasing all that glitters
Trying to fill that bottomless hole
Toxic people crave attention
What they get is never enough
Trying to climb their ladder of success
By Backstabbing other and playing tough
Where their heart should be is a dark empty hole
A chasm unfilled and cold
Only feelings of envy and hatred live there
Like a festering unhealthy mold
They believe by hurting those they know
Or by stabbing colleagues in the back
Will somehow make their peers to fear them
Or get them a conquest in the sack
These desperate toxic people
See love as just a one-way street
Only wanting affection on their terms
Almost as if it was a deserved treat
Toxic people take many forms
To look at them you might not know
Until they try to take over your life
Because they think they can run your show
Sometimes they present as narcissists
Other times they are bullies too
Sometimes they play as manipulators
What they seem to have no clue
Hurting others they take great pride
Who they hurt they really don’t care
So do you best to avoid them
You’ve been warned, now stay aware!
(c) BAM
Romancing the Scam
You tell me that you love me
But I think that isn’t so
It seems you only woo me
Because you want my dough
You found me on social media
Then tell me I look so fine
I can see where this is going babe
I won’t give you a dime
Then you send me pictures
Poses you shouldn’t show
Just to arouse my libido
I wonder where this might go
Then you tell me I’m desirable
And that I’ve won your heart
We’ve not even met in person
Is that how this should start?
You ask me if I’m married
As if that matters to you
Then you offer friends-with-benefits
But I doubt that offer’s true
Then you try to gain my trust
By wooing me with more lies
For now I’ll play along
But you’re in for a surprise
I’m not as naïve or gullible
As what you really hope
If you think I’ll be your sugar sweetheart
Then you’ll find that I’m no dope
When you found me on the internet
Then told me I was cute
Displaying all the usual tricks
To soften me for my loot
You say, “I’m not happy darling”
“Can you send me any cash?”
I knew that this was coming
I didn’t bat even one eye lash
You cry you’re in a situation
Your bills and rent are due
Or some complaints about medical needs
Then you hope I take your cue
You try to play a guilt trip
“How can you do this to me?” You say
Then you try to change your tactics
To find another way
You profess how much you love me
Then why not prove that true
Don’t ask me to be a mule for you
When you tell me what to do
It seems a common theme these days
Find someone to play your fool
But I have got some news for you
I’ve been through “the hard knocks school”
They say, “A fool and their money
One may easily part”
But I have got some news for you my dear
This is where you broke my heart
You’ve probably found many other marks
Who might believe your lies
But honey I’ve got some news for you
I see clearly through your guise
I am not a charity
Nor your cash ATM
Or will I share my bank information
Since your efforts I condemn
I’m getting tired of your complaining
Because I’m sure you’re telling lies
Searching for more gullible marks
Seen through your lying eyes
I have no interest in you my dear
Although for now I’ve played along
Your cries for cash or gift cards
Are all a too familiar song
I’ll not be sending you my cash
This month, tomorrow, or today
So take your scamming tears my dear
Please, take them far away
(c) BAM 2023
Auras
We are beings of flesh
Yet also beings of light
Can you see the glow
In auras so subtle yet bright
Some auras shine brighter
While others seem rather dim
Some auras colors are golden
That shine out from within
Others shine in silver
While still others shine in red
Tinged with a hidden sadness
Or so it's been said
Some auras change colors
Much like a rainbow
Can you see these auras
Please tell me it's so
There are those special people
With auras purple or blue
You see them rarely sometimes
They are souls advanced and true
Some people have broken auras
As crazy as this might be
With gaps in various places
Which is what I sometimes see
It could be that these souls
Suffer illnesses yet unseen
Perhaps if we could speak with them
You might understand what I mean
Many souls have set their course
While many seem adrift
If you can see these special auras
Have respect for your special gift!
(c) BAM
The War of the (Right) Ring (Wing)
If J.RR. Tolkien were alive today and had witnessed the political events which have unfolded, and seem to be the gathering clouds of a civil war in the USA, he might’ve written a tale that started out like this, with apologies again, to J.R.R.Tolkien for this piece of obvious humor from “The Hobbit”
...In a hole in the ground there lived some Republicans. Not a nasty, dirty, wet hole, filled with the ends of worms and an oozy smell, nor yet a dry, bare, sandy hole, it was a Republican-hole, and that means it was filled with delusions of a stolen election, the support for a traitorous former president, and white privileged comfort which they wrapped comfortably around themselves, within their hole in the Capitol.
Deeper down in another dark chamber lived old Mitch McConnell, a small slimy creature. I don't know where he came from, nor who or what he was. He was Mitch - as dark as darkness, except for two big round pale eyes in his thin face. He had a little gavel, and he waved it about quietly in the Capitol; for Capitol it was, wide and deep and deadly cold. He waddled around with large feet dangling over the side of his podium, but never a sound did he make. Not he. He was looking out of his pale lamp-like eyes for blind Democrats, which he grabbed with his long, thin fingers as quick as thinking. He liked meat too. Children he thought good, when he could get them; but he took care they never found him out. He just throttled them from behind, if they ever came down alone anywhere near the edge of the Senate chamber, while he was prowling about. They very seldom did, for they had a feeling that something unpleasant was lurking down there, down at the very roots of the Capitol.
Escalation
Note: This is not a promotion for violence, it is for entertainment only!
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I know, I shouldn’t have
But I did it anyway
Perhaps I might apologize
But I won’t do that today
I didn’t do anything really wrong
It was not about the laws I broke
He swung at me first
So I hit that angry bloke!
So next time you take a swing at me
Consider my black eye
I might not be as careful
One of us might die
BAM
The Legend of “Nipples” McGee
They called her “Nipples” McGee
For reasons obvious to see
She was easy, but she wasn’t free
Many happily paid her steep fee
Her nipples were large and thick
With the girth of a grown man’s prick
If you were lucky she might let you lick
But only one, so please carefully pick
Whenever she would be on-the-go
Her breasts would swing wildly too and fro
Especially when running in the snow
Because no bra could contain them you know
All watching couldn’t help but to glance
When Nipples McGee took up bellydance
She would put men watching into a trance
Soon bulges showed in their pants
When she danced they would swing wildly thigh to thigh
But be careful you’re not poked in the eye!
Or if hit on the head you could die
Which happened once to some poor guy
The ravages of time won’t be beat
Sadly, gravity takes it toll like the heat
Her nipples sadly stretched down to her feet
But they made for a more comfortable seat
The day that she met her demise
Was the morning before the sunrise
Though to many is was not a surprise
Because everyone eventually dies
The men gathered around her and cried
The women bowed their heads and sighed
When someone slowly replied
That Nipples McGee has died!
Her funeral was held late in May
The service seem to take the whole day
All attendees bowed their heads to pray
Because Nipples would’ve liked it that way
Now she’s gone, all that’s left is her fame
Life in our town will never be quite the same
Her legend is all to remain
Nipples McGee was quite the dame!
(c) BAM
Good-Bye Mister Trump!
Goodbye Mister Trump
You will not be missed
As president you leave us
Divided and pissed
Four years of disaster
Living in the Twilight Zone
Your governance from tweets
Pinched out from your throne
Now you’re banned from Twitter
And Facebook too
What will you do now
While you’re waiting to poo?
You leave us now
After four years of your fun
Now we struggle to repair
All the damage you’ve done
You’ve divided this country
With each poor decision
Fanning embers of hate
Stoked with racial division
You soon made it clear
That you lack any moral compass
But your barrage of non-stop lies
Never really fooled us
Your self-absorbed narcissism
Was always about you
Now we get to wipe you
Off from our shoe
The indictments are coming
Of that we are certain
Your last chance in the limelight
Will be the final curtain
Perhaps you and your criminal family
Now have real reasons to frown
It’s time to pay the piper
Justice will bring you all down
So goodbye Mister Trump
You lacked integrity and class
As your prison cell door slams shut
Don’t let it hit you in the ass!
(c) BAM







