Their hair never turns grey, did you know?

I picked him up on a rainy evening, because you know,

he only rides a bicycle (hard core environmentalist/unemployed)

What should have been a perfect night at the KIMO

was a terrible drag. He wouldn't eat the free popcorn!(You know I eyed him suspiciously for that)

Then we ran into my old crush who tells me to date more and he is with that girl his age (who he broke up with soon after)

Then this leathery faced 60 year old with the Lord Fauntleroy blond locks tells me about hating his ex wife's new husband.

Whaaaat? OK he is not into me.This morning I see him on Facebook 2years later

marrying the fair maiden and he in his white puffy shirt.

It just isn't fair. Just because I hate fairy tales.

Free speech is our right,

yet what we say is most valuable.

It costs nothing to extend a great kindness

to say the word Angel.

His word is Rape. He repeats it thrice

and the power and lust on his face is evil.

At the time it was the perfect move

to cool ivy and my own swimming pool, not second guessing the premonition of them selling the place

out from under me, or the price.

I have to nest back in the river basin

and find some biologists to love

the cars speed up here and the

Votive candles in the median

are a sure sign that life is cheap.

The driver took her to the wrong place, No No your GPS sucks!

I had to take a tiny pill to catch my breath, they are almost gone.

Green tea felt very good today

but drinking beer felt better.

He stomped and chanted on my ceiling all day today, I want to move.

That crazy woman says her neighbor

left a swastika on her stair. I'm cool

The Heart Attack

A fierce muscle that beats a lifetime,

romance can't break you.

My dog strangled

Jeff buried him

Always alive in

my heart.

He admits that he is needy

though 30% improved since he

(went on the wagon)

Superior genetics he says makes him

talk incessantly about all the faces

Yet not one sperm has made it's entry

into an ovum of any costitution