Prince Charmings

Their hair never turns grey, did you know?

I picked him up on a rainy evening, because you know,

he only rides a bicycle (hard core environmentalist/unemployed)

What should have been a perfect night at the KIMO

was a terrible drag. He wouldn't eat the free popcorn!(You know I eyed him suspiciously for that)

Then we ran into my old crush who tells me to date more and he is with that girl his age (who he broke up with soon after)

Then this leathery faced 60 year old with the Lord Fauntleroy blond locks tells me about hating his ex wife's new husband.

Whaaaat? OK he is not into me.This morning I see him on Facebook 2years later

marrying the fair maiden and he in his white puffy shirt.

It just isn't fair. Just because I hate fairy tales.