It’s my birthday and Nobody cares

Maybe I need a sadder life to get some pity out of you

I could fail a final or break my leg

You look at me with unfounded concern

"OH MY GOD ME TOO"

I am not self-deprecating I am human

Is my disposition upsetting you or is it my attitude

I'm sorry I cannot be more sad or more happy

No one is more inherently upset than I