Caller ID

The phone knows something

That I don't

What I did?

Up for discussion

What I'll tell?

Nothing

Everything you need to know

Is here

And the only other person that knows

Is the phone

The side kick 

The 'innocent' passerby

Knows what it did.

The caller

Different each time

The only thing for certain

Is the phone.

Every morning the same thing

"I know what you did!"

And every morning I hang up

I don't care what you

Know

But please

Would you

Lose my number

Because I'm tired of my phone

Knowing more than me.