Not Love, Actually.

I get it.

You're waiting for the "...just kidding!"

Like when I said "I love you"

and followed it up with "... you daft idiot."

Downplaying a thrilling, daunting, life-changing confession.

Trouble is, change doesn't scare me anymore.

I crave it.

Spoiler alert: don't pull the petals off that flower.