Don’t Feed the Animal!

Caution!

Cage contains a Bad Proser!

This creature joined the site to write

(so he may never get around to reading yours).

The beast only “likes” what he likes,

only comments when there is really something there

(but if something clicks he may stalk your entire back catalog,

in search of more treasures),

reposts once in a blue freakin’ moon,

never creates a challenge (doesn’t know why not),

loathes anguish and self-pity posts, yet…

despite all this he is mostly harmless, if a little loud,

so just ignore.

(If you are so kind hearted that you still feel compelled to feed him,

he enjoys peach cobbler, black coffee, and a happy puppy tale.)