Jungle Oats

No longer will I be buying Jungle Oats,

no more hot slop

lumpy thick goopy goop

how is this even oats, let alone categorized as food

but I should've known, it only takes 3 minutes to make

instant hot slime early in the morning

Add fruits, nuts, sugar or milk to create

crunchy, creamy, colorful, sugary sludge

I'll save my stomach the ache

and pour the rest down the drain