Is it a mistletoe?

i am cooking dinner for my husband

we have two kids

both are twins and both love spongebob cartoon

i am always washing and cleaning and iam so tired

i cook our chicken, and its xmas eve, i hear my husband

he opnes the door and i shout, “The kids are watching spongebob!”

my husband Eric, shouts happily, “I bought ice-cream, strawberry flavour, darling!”

i smile and i love my family so much, i go to the dining room and suddenly

my husband hugs me and i turn around and i see the twins sitting and

enjoying a drumstick each, i gasp when my hushand looks up

i gasp, “A mistletoe? oh, splendid!” my husband kisses me in front of the twins

and iam so sure that both of their drumsticks fell on the table with a loud thud!

i kiss my husband Eric and i whisper in between our kisses, “You bought a mistletoe?”

i whisper, “This seems like a first kiss, apart from doing housework and looking after the twins, i feel this is really my first kiss, oh, thank you Eric, honey, for my first kiss!”

Eric smiles and says warmly, “Well, i didn’t buy it on purpose honey!” Eric laughs

“the shopkeeper gave me with the icecream, said it might liven up my xmas eve!”

i laugh and i kiss Eric and this time the twins screamed, “CRABBY PADDY!”