I Was Bought For A Penny

My most embarrassing moment is one I will never forget.

I asked my sister to hook me up with a guy she hung out with.

He had been around several times and I was too shy to

speak.

She agreed, but not telling me when and my night was about to be bleak.

I met a guy later that day and we decided to hang out.

He came over, we chilled, we were a match no doubt.

Then a knock came at the front door, I look through the peephole.

It was my sister and the guy, I felt like an a**hole!

I told the guy to get behind me on the sofa under the cover.

My sister came in with her key my day was completely over.

She shook me I said hi, and my day was a mess.

I explained it to my new guy later, I felt I had to confess.

I never talked to the guy I wanted, but I kept the guy I met.

Embarrassed was my middle name, I was put to the test.