What To Do?

Had his morning cereal all ready to go...but no spoon. At his recent garage sale, his buddies all thought it would be hilarious to sell off all of his silverware for a nickel. Haha, reaaaaaalllly funny guys. What they didn’t know was just how resourceful he was. They always thought he was nuts for little things he used to save. So he began to search drawer by drawer as he muttered to himself, “Jokes on them...I know it’s here someplace. Where is it? Wheeeere is it?” Then with a grin on his face he found his prize exclaiming, “AHA!!! Yeah!!! SPORK! What now punks?!” All those trips to KFC had just paid off.