Absurdly tall but incredibly small. Suction cups for eyes and a thirst for blood. Magician blood. Not wizards. Very attention seeking though surprisingly shy. Blond of course. Dusty blond. Surrounded at all times by five distinct things, each slightly more deadly then the other.  He does wear khakis though that's not a strike against him. Above all else, he has a kind heart, and a solid disposition to abstract expressionism. @famewiter