Oh Dear, Oh Dear

Oh dear, oh dear,

How do I say this?

I'm telling you go,

I'm saying goodbye.

Oh dear, oh dear,

I hate this life.

I just want to go home,

Home with the gone.

Oh dear, oh dear,

Why am I here?

I feel as a failure,

Perfectionism killed me.

Oh dear, oh dear,

Everyone hates me.

The world would be better

If I wasn't here.

Oh dear, oh dear,

I'm a waste of resource.

I use up paper and water

And way too much money.

Oh dear, oh dear,

I'll never get anywhere.

I'm lazy and stupid,

No one would hire me.

Oh dear, oh dear,

I've written it out.

I'm guess I'm really

Going through with it.

Oh dear, oh dear,

Where will I find poison?

It must be perfect,

Fast and painless.

Oh dear, oh dear,

I guess it's time.

I've said farewell,

I'm swallowing the pills.

Oh dear, oh dear,

I'm going to sleep.

Forever and ever,

Goodnight, my friend.

Oh dear, oh dear,

No one will miss me.

But I don't regret it,

The world will be happier.