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leabee
English Teacher, aspiring writer and avid reader. Canadian, currently living and working in the UK.
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testing, testing
one, two, three
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Test of the Heart

What is greater than 3?

A) 2

B) 4

C) V 90 degrees + 3

D) A and C

Challenge
Challenge of the Week CLXXIV
Toilet Paper. A boring commodity, or a precious resource? Let's see what you can do with such a mundane prompt. Fiction or non-fiction, poetry or Prose.
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I, Toilet Paper

I, toilet paper.

Trees bend and are slain for me, for I am almighty.

Excrement is conquered with my touch, for I am heroic.

Queues expand and swell - 6 feet maintained, of course - for my treasures are desired.

Every square perfectly folds into a stack in the hand, for I am flawless in design.

Dripping noses are soothed, for I am soft and absorbant in my 3-ply perfection.

Humans - save those with bidets - need me, for I am boundless in my utility.

Stacks of me are hoarded into washroom closet shrines, for I, toilet paper, am precious.

I am toilet paper, God Of The Afterlife For All Human Excretions.

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Challenge of the Month XIII - April
The End. It's over. SARS-CoV-2 is no more. We emerge from our shelters. What do we see? What have we learned? How will we change? Fiction or non-fiction, poetry or Prose. $100 purse to our favorite entry. Outstanding entries will be shared with our publishing partners.
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If We Were Bears

Like bears emerging from hibernation, we would take a tentative step: eager, yet cautious; ravenous yet lethargic; wild, yet tamed by months spent in the close comfort of our small dens.

Sleepily and warily, but with teeming excitement, we would approach other den-isolators, sharing in the beauty of the blooming Spring flowers.

The fresh air would slowly revive us, carrying scents of long-forgotten picnics and park barbeques. The young cubs would run and play and climb up trees, bounding supernovas of energy.

Then we would eat - we would go out to get the very best grub, perhaps even go fishing as a family - something we wouldn’t have done before. Family, as we’ve learned in this den of ours, is our life force.

And if we were a bear, we would remember - we would write it in our genes. We would change our habits for evolution’s sake, we would not take things for granted, we would prepare our fat stores, we would protect the Earth, we would not invest in corruption, we would discern fact from falsehood, and most importantly, we would care for and protect each other. We would learn.

We would do what it takes so future generations - our cubs, our grand-cubs and our great-grand-cubs - would know what to do when the winter comes.

Alas, we are not bears. Unlike a bear, we will surely forget.

Challenge
How do you say, “I love you.” without using those exact words?
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How much do you love me?

Mother: You do!? How much!? [her lips curl up in a smile, cheeks flushed with warmth]

Little girl to her mother: This is how much! [She jumps up from the bed. Her open arms stretch wide out, fingers reaching into the infinite space, beyond the smallness of her bedroom, past the moon, the sun and the stars]