Robert
Stuffed glory
Man-made companion
My beautiful Robert
In my embrace you laid
In thy bosom I placed my head
My loving and caring Robert
Though you never uttered a word
We spoke countlessly on my bedside
Oiled by my perspiration
Robert my rock star
Your final surgery you failed to survive
My heart bleeds as I place you carefully
A one-way ticket to the dump site
We had a great decade together
Goodbye my dancing teddy
Robert
Lily on the river
My beautiful lily
By the riverside I met you
Blooming in the summer sun
Delicate and sweet lily
Eyes hath not seen thy beauty
The heavens replenish thy frame
Watered by the waters of Bonny
Framed like an enchanted artifact
Thy beauty casteth a spell upon me
Thy purity engulfs my soul
Let me caress thee O lily
Let me tend to you everyday
Let me prune you
Let me baptize you in my liquid
Let me lick the dust off your petals
Lily my lily
By the river you lay
Rising like the morning sun
Love me O Lily
Fred the dog
Fred O Fred
Pure and simple
Never to tell a lie or a riddle
Tossed to and fro by boisterous winds
Let me this day implore O Fred
Let me be your owner
Under the sun you pant and roll
In the rain you hide in shades
Licking the uttermost dirt of Lagos
At nighttime you bark at your neighbors
Habitation of flies and dung
Yet still pure and true
Fred O Fred
Come and be my dog
For even the dogs are more reverred than you
Come on my chap
Be my dog O Fred