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Double Meaning Jokes & Quotes

1 Aadmi ny rat ko ghr jaty huay aik bht khubsort jwan lrki ko lift di,

Achank rsty main boht tez tofani barish shuro ho gai or un dono ko aik hotel main Room lena pra,

Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:

mery sms gandy nahi hoty...

https://smsjokesforyou.net/double-meaning-sms/

Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.

Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.

1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.

Ye 2 Ghanta Ki

Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.

james30

Decent Quotes SMS Messages & Quotes

Unko pyar karne ka hisab na aaya

Meri kisi bhi baat ka jawaab na aaya

Hum to jaagate rahe unake he khayalon me

Aur unako sokar be hamara khwab na aaya

https://smsjokesforyou.net/decent-quotes-sms/

khowhish-e-ishaq b bhar poor saza daiti h

aag ban kar jo jawani ko jala daiti h

itna b na toot kar chahoo kisi ko

itni chaht b mohabat ko gira daiti h

Kahin Khamoshi Main Bhi Iqrar Hai

Kahin Kisi Ka Dil Beqarar Hai

Kahin Nigahon Main Intizaar Hai

Kahin Kinara Kahin Manjhdaar

Kahin Apni Saanso?n Ka Koi Aur Haqdaar Hai

Tou Kahin Khud K Dil Main Kisi Anjaan K Liye Mohabbat Beshumar Hai

Aur Shayad Isi Fasaane Ka Naam Tou ?PYAR? Hai

james30

Break Up SMS Quotes & Messages

Vaar nahi yeh toh unki fitrat hai,

Hansi toh har haseen chehre ki jaroorat hai,

Naazuk sa yeh dil tufaan se takrane ki himmat rakhta hai,

Sisa nahi pathar sa bana do isse,

Jo nazron ke teer ka rasta badal sakta hai.

https://smsjokesforyou.net/break-up-sms/

zindagi k her mor pe sunheri yadoon ka ehsas rehney do,

Suror dil mai aur zuban pe mithas rehney do,

yehi falsafa hai jeeney ka,

na raho udaas, na kisi ko Udaas rehnay do.

I never stopped loving you.

Even when I was acting crazy,I loved you.

I've tried to show you in a million ways

but nothing ever got through.

james30

Bewafa Sms Quotes & Messages

Na wafa ka zikra hoga

Na wafa ki baat hogi

Ab mohabbat jis se bhi hogi

Rakhi ke baad hogi

https://smsjokesforyou.net/bewafa-sms-poetry/

wafa ki aas mein ham sab ka saath nibhate rahe,

wohi log sada yaad aaye jo hamain bhulate rahe,

dil veeraan tha honton par hansi sajate rahe,

khush'fehmiyon se ham apne dil ko behlate rahe,

baigana ban gaye wo log jin ko ham apna banate rahe,

sabhi bewafa the ham to yunhi sab ko aazmate rahe

Jab Wafa ki Bat Ai To Hum Ny Dil

Hathyli Py Rakh Diya Un k Samny

~ AE BE BUS ~

Us Ny b kaha koi 0r Sboot lao

Aisy khilono Sy Hm Roz khela Krty hein

james30

Best Wishes SMS Quotes & Messages

When things go wrong

When sadness fills your heart

When tears flow in your eyes

Always remember 3 things

God, your parents & my best wishes

Best of Luck!

https://smsjokesforyou.net/best-wishes-sms/

Fly in the plane of ambition

And land in the airport of success

Luck is yours, wish is mine

May your future always shine.

Wishing you all the success in your life!

Care for the one, who shares with u,

Share with the one, who knows u,

Know the one, who misses u,

Miss the one, who well wishes for u,

Wish u all the Best!