The Gregarious Gorilla

On a bright summer day in the New Hampshire Zoo,

lived a monkey that people referred to as Ku,

Ku didn’t climb trees, or eat bugs, or play games

He instead pumped iron and ignored all the names

For seven long years he would lift, he then pressed,

And then Ku’s physique became one that impressed.

He could bench 450 and squat twice as much,

He could bicep curl more than a whale ate for lunch.

And then one day Ku, with his gigachad bod,

He went outside his enclosure with Todd.

Todd was a monkey, weighing 120

And the distance that Ku could throw Todd was quite plenty.

His plan of escape was to throw Todd the monkey,

Then break out the zoo with his muscles so hunky.

So with one solid step and a flick of his wrist,

Ku tried to throw Todd out the zoo, but he missed.

Instead Todd would up in a cage full of gators,

And Ku was blacklisted by investigators

Alas, Todd was eaten, and Ku was arrested,

For illegal steroids, and killing his best friend.