When your response is, "You're way too young,

you shouldn't be saying that.

You shouldn't know what that is."

Maybe I'm just saying something

you don't want to hear.

Some truth you missed, and you may be older

but none the wiser.

You Are Wrong.

Nice and safe in your box of brick and mortar and lies and "I Do"

but she Doesn't.

And your golf game is the same

and your kids don't talk to you

Because you forgot to jump

off the roof and into the deep end

to the bottom where it lies;

what I know and what you don't.

When you say you have it all figured out

and Happiness is what happens when your credit score is high.

You've never been high.

I'm Higher than the birds.

#realitycheck #livingfree #poetry #freepoetry #stickittotheman #love #jump

The sex is quite good, but it’s slow.

I’ll get up on top and let’s go!

Stick a finger in there

And yank on my hair

And I’ll try not to fart when you blow.

#comedy #sexcomedy #limerick #fartjokes

You let your dog out of the door

So he wouldn’t sniff my butt anymore.

But after some fun

To my ass he did run

Because that’s what dog noses are for.

#limerick #comedy #sexcomedy #dogs #awkwardsituation

There once was a girl full of sin.

Too much time spent with her, you wear thin.

She took me for a fool,

”My pussy, my rules”

Said the Russian tattoo on her skin.

#limerick #comedy #sex #tattoo

Let’s not let time pass

gently between us, a cast

for broken pieces.

Let’s glue this bitch together.

Get the safety pins and gum

and hate ourselves

and lay together touching nothing,

saying nothing,

and cry when we realize

our glue and gum didn’t hold

and the thing’s still all broken.

#poetry #breakingup #backslide #lostlove #broken #fixingthings

I decided to leave the dough a bit longer

For flavor, a more satisfying flavor.

But then it got pushed to the back

of the shelf behind some leftovers,

And now I’m almost afraid to bake it

Because what if I let it sit for too long?

#poetry #unemployment #waitingforsomething #jobless #baking #bread #breaddough #searching

It’s a nonstop thrill ride

Toes clenched knees buckled nails out

claws in stomach tight hair pulled

lips bruised skin raw sweat drips

hands grab bodies melt bodies roar

secrets said Eyes On Me.

But that one thing I want to hear.

What are you thinking?

I know the answer.

That question puts torture

in your soul and I eat the pain,

words stuck in a funnel

poured in and channeled

filtered and weaker.

You’re hesitant, it’s not allowed.

They don’t abide

and so we hide

this in a box we can put in the closet

and dare one another to open it

while it gathers dust and this

fizzles to nothing

with no one to see it but us.

#poetry #secrets #secretlove #lovepoetry #lustpoetry #statusquo #forbiddenlove #keepingsecrets

Who the hell are you?

What part of town are we in?

...was it any good?

No I don’t want food,

Just call me a ride home please.

Think I lost my phone..

Don’t tell me your name,

I really don’t want to talk.

Where’s that fucking ride?

Here’s a fake number,

I’m sure we had a fine time,

I don’t need that shoe.

#haiku #themorningafter #comedy #poetry #youngadult

I only put that toy down

because I wanted to play with

some other things

for just a minute.

But that is my favorite toy, and

when I went back to pick it up

someone else had already found it,

gave it a story and a new name,

and sang songs to it until it was

their favorite toy.

And even though I still

love that toy,

I forgot why.

I just know it isn‘t mine now

and I wonder why I put it down

in the first place.