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Things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Think of it as part of that game ‘Scenes from a Hat’ from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway. I much prefer if your entry consisted of at least 5-10 words, that way your entry is short and simple. Fill out the rest with extra letters or hashtags just to reach the word limit, or make a list of things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. I'll do one to lead by example.
Ended October 22, 2018 • 14 Entries • Created by Harry_Situation
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Things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Think of it as part of that game ‘Scenes from a Hat’ from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway. I much prefer if your entry consisted of at least 5-10 words, that way your entry is short and simple. Fill out the rest with extra letters or hashtags just to reach the word limit, or make a list of things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. I'll do one to lead by example.
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weather_green in Comedy

Jack or pie?

"If I don't carve your eyes right..

I might as well turn you into a pie"

Challenge
Things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Think of it as part of that game ‘Scenes from a Hat’ from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway. I much prefer if your entry consisted of at least 5-10 words, that way your entry is short and simple. Fill out the rest with extra letters or hashtags just to reach the word limit, or make a list of things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. I'll do one to lead by example.
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Harry_Situation in Comedy

Things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your partner.

1. "Ew, this one's kinda moldy."

2. "I like how it pops when you jump on it."

3. "Smells good once you cut it open."

Challenge
Things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Think of it as part of that game ‘Scenes from a Hat’ from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway. I much prefer if your entry consisted of at least 5-10 words, that way your entry is short and simple. Fill out the rest with extra letters or hashtags just to reach the word limit, or make a list of things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. I'll do one to lead by example.
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Ken_W_Writer in Comedy

Jack-o-lantern or boyfriend?

I am going to stick this candle deep inside you and light it on fire.

Challenge
Things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Think of it as part of that game ‘Scenes from a Hat’ from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway. I much prefer if your entry consisted of at least 5-10 words, that way your entry is short and simple. Fill out the rest with extra letters or hashtags just to reach the word limit, or make a list of things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. I'll do one to lead by example.
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WhiteWolfe32 in Comedy

You never look the way I want you to.

Oh shit, this is supposed to describe the pumpkin, not the person....

Challenge
Things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Think of it as part of that game ‘Scenes from a Hat’ from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway. I much prefer if your entry consisted of at least 5-10 words, that way your entry is short and simple. Fill out the rest with extra letters or hashtags just to reach the word limit, or make a list of things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. I'll do one to lead by example.
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DeAnn in Comedy

Love “Whose Line Is It Anyways”!

"I can't wait to cut into that"

"That one's rotting"

"Hmmm. Not plump enough."

I feel dirty now

Challenge
Things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Think of it as part of that game ‘Scenes from a Hat’ from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway. I much prefer if your entry consisted of at least 5-10 words, that way your entry is short and simple. Fill out the rest with extra letters or hashtags just to reach the word limit, or make a list of things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. I'll do one to lead by example.
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fairyqueen in Comedy

Jack

Your face is crooked.

I liked the last one better.

It’s time to throw him out -he’s starting to smell.

Challenge
Things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Think of it as part of that game ‘Scenes from a Hat’ from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway. I much prefer if your entry consisted of at least 5-10 words, that way your entry is short and simple. Fill out the rest with extra letters or hashtags just to reach the word limit, or make a list of things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. I'll do one to lead by example.
PurpleDweeb in Comedy

Carved up

Man, you would look so much cooler carved up and with a candle inside of you!

Challenge
Things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Think of it as part of that game ‘Scenes from a Hat’ from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway. I much prefer if your entry consisted of at least 5-10 words, that way your entry is short and simple. Fill out the rest with extra letters or hashtags just to reach the word limit, or make a list of things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. I'll do one to lead by example.
dustyrose in Comedy

who’s pumpkin is it anyways

1. With this knife I can put a hole anywhere I want

2. You're as orange as the President, perfect

Challenge
Things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Think of it as part of that game ‘Scenes from a Hat’ from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway. I much prefer if your entry consisted of at least 5-10 words, that way your entry is short and simple. Fill out the rest with extra letters or hashtags just to reach the word limit, or make a list of things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. I'll do one to lead by example.
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Bloodydonuts in Comedy

Yum

I'm going to roast your guts in the oven when I'm done carving you.

Mmmm.

Challenge
Things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend.
Think of it as part of that game ‘Scenes from a Hat’ from the hit show Whose Line Is It Anyway. I much prefer if your entry consisted of at least 5-10 words, that way your entry is short and simple. Fill out the rest with extra letters or hashtags just to reach the word limit, or make a list of things you can say about your jack-o-lantern, but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. I'll do one to lead by example.
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AJAY9979 in Comedy

Spirit of Fall

Lights up my world.

Warm.

Iniviting.

Beautiful.

Hollow.

Most importantly, it exists.

Just kidding, I don't have a jack'o'lantern.

Or a boyfriend/girlfriend.