Simple answer. 

It has a light side.

It has a dark side,

And it binds the universe together.

Duct tape.

Let every man come to see,

That satisfaction is only to be.

Not to become or garner up,

Nor envy another - lest the soul erupt.

Now here's the real answer: you take bunch of C-130s and pack them with the entire Little Debbie snack repertoire, parachute them down to every country on earth. Donut sticks, Swiss Rolls, the whole shebang... then, then, we can all come together.