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In 15 words, write up the best insult Gordon Ramsay would say in the kitchen.
Ended April 15, 2017 • 8 Entries • Created by Harry_Situation
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In 15 words, write up the best insult Gordon Ramsay would say in the kitchen.
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Tee_Hi in Food & Drink

Pudding?! You Call This #$%*& Pudding?!

It tastes like I vomited in my mouth, swallowed, regurgitated, and then vomited again! Twice!  

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In 15 words, write up the best insult Gordon Ramsay would say in the kitchen.
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SRBecker in Food & Drink

Gordon Ramsey

YOU CALL THIS FUCKING ROAD-ROT, CRAWLED UP YOUR ASS, CRAPPED OUT, SLICED SHIT FOOD ??? 

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In 15 words, write up the best insult Gordon Ramsay would say in the kitchen.
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Tyla in Food & Drink

grannies ass

is that a souffle or is that how your granny's ass looks 

eitherone it's unappetizing 

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In 15 words, write up the best insult Gordon Ramsay would say in the kitchen.
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Storybob in Food & Drink

Get Out of My Kitchen

I would rather stick my head in this oven than to have you cook again.

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In 15 words, write up the best insult Gordon Ramsay would say in the kitchen.
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SelfTitled in Food & Drink

You call that fish fillet? I call that fucking the salmon gently with a chainsaw.

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In 15 words, write up the best insult Gordon Ramsay would say in the kitchen.
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LadyRB in Food & Drink

Gordon Ramsey insult

Does your food taste like freaking s**t because you're so far up my a**?

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In 15 words, write up the best insult Gordon Ramsay would say in the kitchen.
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Just_Call_Me_Al in Food & Drink

You are not a chef. If you are, my fracking dog is better at cooking.

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In 15 words, write up the best insult Gordon Ramsay would say in the kitchen.
Chora in Food & Drink

Gordon Ramsay:

Congratulations! You beat Gordon Ramsay. 

This dish is even more salty than me.