As a child I loved listening to the song "Let it Snow, Let it Snow, Let it Snow!" at Christmastime. I would sing along in the car with the Bing Crosby cd, "We'll expire as we dream by the fire." I remember the one time my parents finally paid attention, catching and correcting my mistake. They were shocked. "It's conspire. Not expire!" "Well what does expire mean?" "It means you die!" "Oh." I quit singing that version.

Oh, oh Sagenew Sea

Bye the donserdly light

Was so prowly he watched

As the fly light sat gleaming

Those bra sights in bright stars

To the pearlyous eyes

Oh the rambles we watched

were so ganderly screaming

And the rockers red glare

The moms busting in there

Gave prunes to the night

If our flag was still there

Oh, saydust that star spangled 

Banana still wave

Or the land of the free

Or the home of the braves.

http://www.usa-flag-site.org/song-lyrics/star-spangled-banner/

This song has a long whispering part that Florence made sure no one can understand. But it has such a feeling that I had to try and write what I felt could be the whispered part, so here goes:

In every drop of water,

Moving down the stream.

Shaping the the world around it

with its gentle caress.

In every stepping stone,

relentless, smoothed over,

but never falling apart.

In the glint of sunlight

and the soft treading of stags

in the glitter of hidden gems

you can hear my voice

you can see my face

in the soft turning of nature

And the patience of earth

And every sound of laughter

Marrying the joyful wild

And the stones you step on

Never knowing the magick they hide.

And in the darkest part of the forest

And in the deepest faith in the break of dawn

Hear my voice, there I chant

I will be, I will be

Silence will not cover me.

https://youtu.be/vhGz6BLywIo

This one is pretty obvious. Hope you guys get a chuckle like I do! (Especially every single time this is played in a bar at the end of the night)

Hey kid! 

Shake loose together. 

Bar lights pass the stoplights that are gonna change the weather.

Callified and coffin nights so stick around. 

You're gonna hear electric music, solid wall of sound.  

Said Carey and Rhona, have you seen them yet? 

Ooo but they're so spaced out. 

B-b-b-b-b Bennie and the Jets. 

Ohh but they're weird and they're wonderful.

Oh, Bennie she's a record king. 

She's got electric boobs.

A mole-hair suit.

You know I read it in a magaziiiiiiine.

Ohhhh.

Bennie and the Jets.

I got broads in Atlanta

Twister dope, leanin' the Fanta

Credit cards and the scanners

Hittin' the licks in the 'Bama

Legacies, Phantom

White exes look like a Panda

Goin' up like in Montana

Hunted killers, hunted hammers

Black exes, Phantom

Whites exes, Panda 

Pocket so Danny

Sellin' bar, candy

They out there marching like random

The chopper go Oscar for granny

Be n-, pull up your pantyHope you killers understand me.

When ever my daughter played this song, I thought Katy Perry sang "Ready for my pension"...I just heard that and could not stop singing it when she put it on.

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[Kanye West - Verse 1]

I got a dirty mind

I got filthy ways

I'm tryna bathe my ape, (ape),

In your milky way (way)

I'm a legend

I'm irreverent

I be reverend

I'll be so faaaaa-ar up

We don't give a fuuuh-uh-uck

Welcome to the danger zone

Step into the fantasy

You are not invited to the other side of sanity

They're callin' me an alien a big headed astronaut

Maybe it's because your boy Yeezy get ass a lot

[Katy Perry]

You're so hypnotizing

Could you be the devil?

Could you be an angel?

Your touch magnetizing

Feels like I am floating

Leaves my body glowing

They say, be afraid

You're not like the others

Futuristic lover

Different DNA

They don't understand you

[Bridge]

You're from a whole other world

A different dimension

You open my eyes

And I'm ready to go

Lead me into the light

[Chorus:]

Kiss me, kiss me

Infect me with your love and

Fill me with your poison

Take me, take me

Wanna be your victim

Ready for abduction

Boy, you're an alien

Your touch so foreign

It's supernatural

Extraterrestrial

You're so supersonic

Wanna feel your powers

Stun me with your laser

Your kiss is cosmic

Every move is magic

You're from a whole other world

A different dimension

You open my eyes

And I'm ready to go

Lead me into the light

[Chorus:]

Kiss me, kiss me

Infect me with your love and

Fill me with your poison

Take me, take me

Wanna be a victim

Ready for abduction

Boy, you're an alien

Your touch so foreign

It's supernatural

Extraterrestrial

[Kanye West - Verse 2]

I know a bar out in Mars

Where they drivin' spaceships instead of cars

Cop a prada space suit about the stars

Getting stupid hah, straight up out the jars

Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck

Tell me what's next? Alien sex.

Imma disrobe you

Then Imma probe you

See I've abducted you

So I'll tell you what to do

I tell you what to do (what to do, what to do)

[Katy Perry]

Kiss me, kiss me

Infect me with your love and

Fill me with your poison

Take me, take me

Wanna be a victim

Ready for abduction

Boy, you're an alien

Your touch so foreign

It's supernatural

Extraterrestrial

Extraterrestrial

Extraterrestrial

Boy, you're an alien

Your touch so foreign

It's supernatural

Extraterrestrial

Under harder skies I see

Where lovers lost you close your eyes

Real Lyrics:

Under hardest guise I see

Where love is lost your ghost is found