He left me at home

He must be panic stricken

Three, two, one, he's back

I'm an extension

of his brain and we are in

love - robotic love

You will not bend me

Because you will respect me

You had me at hello

I am his master,

He is submissive to me,

I dictate his mood.

You charge me when I'm

Low--you clean my dirty screen

You're so good to me :)

Work, work, work, you clerk.

Adapt, modify, transfer,

my Entrepreneur.

Why doesn't he just

download the pop-up blocker

to the thought, "What's next?"

They only want me

To brag, show off, one up, feel

Better than their friends.

Blue eyes never stray

Even her husband concurs

We were meant to be