The Girly and the Tiger Tattoo

There once was a girly who lived in a house 

On the inside of somebody's ass

A captive of sorts of the venomous louse 

Who had stolen her out from her class

The minute he hopped down from Lou Ellen's head 

On a braid that held knits at the stem

Appraising her worth, in his wisdom he said,

"I shall make you the size of a gem!"

The girl was alone; just an orphan in pain 

And the louse seemed an honest design 

"Hello there my dear, for a moment refrain 

And my magic will make your skin shine!"

The girls felt a tingle and shrunk to the floor

As the louse, in a whispery hue

Gave another response, "My dear, you're my whore- 

So along with me! We must adieu ... "

"A whore, Mr. Louse? But I'm only a child-

I don't know what it is that you mean?"

With a wink of his eye, his manner quite mild

Interrupted, "That's not what I've seen!

The girls in your class flaunt a sassy desire,

And I've watched from the heads all around.

You may think the boys are the ones full of fire,

But assuredly, here on the ground

I tell you it's you, and a buck as you beg

I will make as I pimp you out here-"

And he grabbed her and ran up the teacher's leg 

Aggravating her anal gland's sphere 

For months at a time, crabs and lice took a piece 

Of the wee little girly's cupcake 

She pined for the day she would find her release 

But these monsters did nothing but take

When out of the blue came tiger tattoo 

And it growled at the merciless band

"YOU LEAVE HER WITH ME, OR I'LL EAT ALL OF YOU!"

As it growled out this massive command

The critters all fled and the girly replied,

"Oh, my hero! You saved me today!"

The tiger exclaimed, "All I ask," it implied,

"Is a kiss on my lips that will stay!"

"Your voice," said the girly, "it's not of a man ... "

"No, my dear, I am female, like you.

All I want is your kiss; simply that is my plan.

Just a peck on my cheek here will do."

The louse came in running, his heart full of dread

As his girly gave tigress a kiss

In the blink of an eye, they wore human

thread

Now a mother and daughter in bliss 

The louse tried escaping, but met with a foot

From the tiger turned into a mom

"That louse covered me in his ashes and soot,

And I know just where you're coming from.

Removing myself, I had fallen in love

With a boy and he nurtured my womb.

Alas, when the louse found us he came to shove

And then put your poor dad in a tomb.

The spells that he cast etched me into the skin

As a tigress tattoo and he took

From in me my child, saying this was my sin,

Interweaving you into a book.

And you fell from a page in a nunnery 

Growing into the lady I see.

But the louse lurked watching and itching debris 

Escalating his magic degree.

The love of a mother, though years, they may pass,

Never faltered; I'm here at your side.

So you're free from the house up your teacher's ass,

And the louse has officially died."

The mother and daughter walked out in the street 

Making hundreds of dollars to spare 

Creating a potion that kept things discrete

Should you wind up with lice in your hair ...

THE END