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You are trying to sell a hooker a microwave whilst introducing the topic of human frailty into the sales banter. Write about that.
Ended November 25, 2016 • 1 Entry • Created by MilesNowhere
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You are trying to sell a hooker a microwave whilst introducing the topic of human frailty into the sales banter. Write about that.
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Hot, Hotter, Hottest

this one comes with all the options

sigh......

sure, the sticker price is high

but run your hand

across this upholstery

mmmm.......sublime

I love that heart

above your breast

my heart is

cold and dead

did I mention the twin airbags

really impressive airbags

sigh.....

can I pop them for you?

no? maybe later then

you want to get inside

I want to get inside

lets both get inside

feel that ac

mmmm.......sublime

its so very hard

the dash I mean

run your hand across it

so so hard

I’ve become hard

life will do that to you

you have beautiful skin

can I touch your beautiful skin?

no? maybe later then

damn this is hard

I mean...um....difficult

it comes in many colors

do you like cream?

maybe black

black as my soul

do you have a bleached soul?

sorry....I mean asshole

do you have a bleached asshole?

damn why did you hit me?

doesn’t matter, do it again

pain lets me know that I’m still alive

mmmm.........sublime