When life gives you lemons, just get to chewin. You're apt to fart sunshine eventually.
back away slowly and be very suspicious, that bastard never gives shit away for free.
Squirt the acid into fresh cuts to remind yourself that you can still feel SOMETHING.
Outstretched fingers of evening
offer fields of lemon drop stars.
Tart citrus slices of moon disburse
refreshing reflections on lemon zest sea.
Pluck a morsel to sip sugared gold.
Ask for limes instead
Gotta pucker?
Then pucker, dammit
Don't stop until
You are the Sugar Yourself
p-u-c-k-e-r-u-p sweetie!
I’m back, bright as sunshine
(tart-iness in tow)!
suck my innards dry?
oh my! why the sugar-
coated shield?
goodness
only shines if I
hide deep within disguise
When life give you lemons....
Pass them along.
Give them to someone who really needs them.
OR
Buy some freaking sugar
And make some damn lemonade
My sweet lover,
when life gives you lemons
do not stop squeezing mine
yours,
Lemonhead
Mix them with honey,
Put it on your skin,
Get the free Vitamin C benefits,
lighten your skin color,
Now get your arse out on a date to have lemonade.
When life gives you lemons please make some lemon bars instead of lemonade. They taste better.
