I am grateful for

your recognition of my

tenacity. In

my arrogance, I promise

you will learn about yourself.

Senpai will only notice you if you:

1) Dress like a Magical Girl 

3) Make him Dango

4) Have an unnatural hair colour (Pink is usually good)

1. Stop using random Japanese words that you don't even know the definition of in English.

3. Visit Senpai at night in a skimpy outfit.

Make him bentō, play the cute dojikko

and don't do what I always do:

never make him watch Boku no Pico,

he'll never speak again to you.