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WTF?! You're standing in the hallway waiting for the elevator to arrive. Ding! The doors open and the two people inside are just finishing a conversation. What outrageous thing is said that makes you take the stairs instead?

Ended June 27, 2016 • 4 Entries • Created by SmellySalts

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WTF?! You're standing in the hallway waiting for the elevator to arrive. Ding! The doors open and the two people inside are just finishing a conversation. What outrageous thing is said that makes you take the stairs instead?

Take the Stairs

"They're supposed to inspect annually."

"Ok, but it says 2014."

WTF?! You're standing in the hallway waiting for the elevator to arrive. Ding! The doors open and the two people inside are just finishing a conversation. What outrageous thing is said that makes you take the stairs instead?

Say What?

"... and so if I hadn't accidentally walked in on my grandma, I might never have learned that I am colorblind."

"Well, thank God for Kathy Ireland."

WTF?! You're standing in the hallway waiting for the elevator to arrive. Ding! The doors open and the two people inside are just finishing a conversation. What outrageous thing is said that makes you take the stairs instead?

Why me?

"Darling, I swear..."

"Spare me, Jack! I know you are cheating! Who is it, a cute neighbour you've found while walking the dog?"

They see me.

Stairs seem safer.

WTF?! You're standing in the hallway waiting for the elevator to arrive. Ding! The doors open and the two people inside are just finishing a conversation. What outrageous thing is said that makes you take the stairs instead?

SarahInsideoutO

Last Words, Going Up

"I swear: chloroform hasn't failed me yet."