It can't fit all my "stuff."

I can fit at least five of you inside!

That I actually have one.

I feel like a real man with my 

hand wrapped around her stick. 

It's just not big enough for me.

I'll need a third party liability policy for you. You keep bumping into my friends.

Hard to believe I used to ride this in public...

Good God do you need a lot of lube.

Nice trim, very comfortable seat.