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Write a horoscope for your Zodiac sign. Can include everything from relationship advice to predictions of the near future to fortune-cookie-esque wisdom.
Ended April 10, 2016 • 25 Entries • Created by themanmoth
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Write a horoscope for your Zodiac sign. Can include everything from relationship advice to predictions of the near future to fortune-cookie-esque wisdom.
Cover image for post Sassy Sagittarius, by LillyZ
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Sassy Sagittarius

She loves to laugh and

be spontaneous

give her a fast

car to drive

so she can forget

bullies and bullshit.

She's wild and adventurous

So don't try to walk on her.

She isn't fond of the sweets

they call "little Debbie"

Steak is her candy of choice.

She's Me :)

Challenge
Write a horoscope for your Zodiac sign. Can include everything from relationship advice to predictions of the near future to fortune-cookie-esque wisdom.
Cover image for post Gemini Twins, by ALifeWitArt
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Gemini Twins

I think I'm in love!

On second thought...

I LOVE my independence.

Ahhh, I want to be an actress!!

Wait! No!!

Maybe I'll work at home instead.

Chit chat chit chat

The Chameleon lizard is on the move...

...and she loves your clever banter;

But she's hard to pin down.

Challenge
Write a horoscope for your Zodiac sign. Can include everything from relationship advice to predictions of the near future to fortune-cookie-esque wisdom.
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Aquarius

To Day

Is

the Day

the World

UnFurls

All your

Dreams

& Wishes

are In

Store

#B27321

Challenge
Write a horoscope for your Zodiac sign. Can include everything from relationship advice to predictions of the near future to fortune-cookie-esque wisdom.
Cover image for post scorpio, by BloodforInk
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scorpio

i enjoy sitting on things rather than the ground

Given a choice id be thin

i chose to believe in god sometimes

Ive got a certain type of genitalia but I wonder what it would be like with the other

I like cold weather but do well in the heat

Challenge
Write a horoscope for your Zodiac sign. Can include everything from relationship advice to predictions of the near future to fortune-cookie-esque wisdom.
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Trying to Sound Smart But Not Really Succeeding

I'm a Libra. Honestly, I don't even know what that means, but frankly, I feel cheated! All the other signs have cool animals, and I get this weird set of scales! Come on! No originality! What is it supposed to mean? Balance? Inner peace? Whatever, just be awesome, Libras! 

Challenge
Write a horoscope for your Zodiac sign. Can include everything from relationship advice to predictions of the near future to fortune-cookie-esque wisdom.
Cover image for post Scorpio, by whatdarkpasages
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Scorpio

Today: You'll read a horoscope. It'll list generalized yet insightful traits of your personality. It'll also recommend that you should be suspicious. You'll dismiss this horoscope.

Tomorrow: You'll wonder if  your horoscope will be true. You'll analyze your behavior for evidence of predetermined personality traits. You'll realize you're being suspicious.

Challenge
Write a horoscope for your Zodiac sign. Can include everything from relationship advice to predictions of the near future to fortune-cookie-esque wisdom.
Cover image for post Taurus the Bull, by EmW
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Taurus the Bull

As is the bull you're pretty stubborn and you never acknowledge defeat.

But life's getting pretty boring for you.

So open up more and try something neat, 

You just might find that you like it. 

As the saying goes, you only live once, 

So size your life and own it. 

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Write a horoscope for your Zodiac sign. Can include everything from relationship advice to predictions of the near future to fortune-cookie-esque wisdom.
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Cancer (The Crab)

      The misfortune of sharing a Zodiac name with a disease.... We've decided to throw you a line. That old Asian man who gave you this cookie? He's a spy for the seafood place next door. Knock this table twice and he'll give you a coupon for free crab next door. 

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Write a horoscope for your Zodiac sign. Can include everything from relationship advice to predictions of the near future to fortune-cookie-esque wisdom.
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Sagittarius

Feeling a little lonely? Befriend the monsters underneath your bed; they make for good company. 

If you're in a more adventurous mood, venture into daylight and smile at the next stranger who makes eye contact with you. Good things (namely, fateful encounters and life-changing moments) come to those who wait.  

Challenge
Write a horoscope for your Zodiac sign. Can include everything from relationship advice to predictions of the near future to fortune-cookie-esque wisdom.
Cover image for post Of Course a Pisces Would Write Poetry., by starvingartist
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Of Course a Pisces Would Write Poetry.

Child of Neptune,

A mystical perception

Sees into the unseen.

Songs, murals, tales of old

Flow out of me

As tides turn

In my restless soul.

Build your empire upon me,

My marrow as mortar.

Though born to the harp, lyre,

I march with the vanguard,

Martyr for my beliefs.