Why did I ever take a job teaching chemistry? I hate chemistry! I need some vodka right now.
Being a teacher is thankless, disgusting, unrewarding and infuriating.
Good health insurance though.
I'm gonna need my Xanax increased.
How Do
I
Get Them
In
the Fucking
Oven
#B27321
Sighing under her breath, "I fucking hate kids."
"Who is the weak one?"
Teacher arrives on first day:
"This is one of many..."
Pours the Baileys into coffee:
Alright, here's the attendance sheet. Who's on drugs? ... More importantly, who's not...
Sure, another batch that confidently adds 3 and 2 to result in 6. And misspells misspell.
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Where's my coffee?! That kid needs a haircut. Oh geez, not THAT kid. What's his mother thinking??? Coffee. 180 days!
