All my nude glory
and you drool over her damn
metal bikini?
I'm Jabba the Hutt
and I wish I had a dick
what's the point of life.
#haiku
You should watch your step
My rancor likes to eat pork
I will need more guards
Mmm yes, gold laden
lovely lady lumps, so sweet
In chains I will keep
you are invited
to party on Tatooine
bring your own solo
Where the hell is Solo?
*grumbling noises* I love
Money and all gold.
Ho, Jedi Mind Trick
Yoka to Bantha poodoo
Oooh Koose cheekta nei
(Ho, Jedi Mind Trick
You are now Bantha fodder.
Oooh bring her to me.)
Ya ma da poonoo
wonjee kohkpa yahn chass chung
koonyah mahlyass koong
See, Han ma bookie,
Money does not grow on trees.
You will pay me now.
need more food ASAP
turn the music up louder
where the hell's Solo
