I used to snuggle with my cat, now I read Prose.

Find out why.

1. Prose is so much less judgmental than a feline.

2. When something on Prose stinks I scroll through; when my cat pisses on the carpet it stinks for months!

3. Cats shed and Prose glows.

4. I used to cry while clutching my cat, now I just share my emotions on the internet with strangers!

5. Prose makes me better at writing. Those long days spent with my cat only alienated me from my friends.

6. Prose is free. My cat is now free too though, after I released her into Seward park.

7. Prose cures writer’s block; my cat used to walk on my keyboard when I had a good idea.

8. My cat isn’t trending, and I’m not sure she even has any followers lol

9. Prose makes writing fun; putting my hand underneath a blanket makes my cat fun, too.

10. Prose is food for my brain. My cat is food for coyotes in Seward Park. Nah jk, she’s so fast.