Example

James Jamesone Jackson IV woke up to a humongous clamor in the kitchen. He walked into the room wearing his nightgown and slippers, and saw that a floating golf club was thoroughly demolishing a hair dryer. James was not at all surprised at this, and yelled "Cuthbert! Stop it!"

The golf club turned towards him and appeared to whimper. It then floated over to a corner and fell onto the floor.

James sighed and went back to bed.