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If you were forced to be a cross between two animals, what would they be?
Ended March 14, 2015 • 11 Entries • Created by Paige
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Another Fuck You

A vulture and a swan.

Why?

Because I want to rip your carcass apart but look beautiful and majestic while doing so.

YES.

I'd be a turtle elephant/eturtle/telephant.

First of all, imagine a large elephant. With a shell on it's back. Don't tell me that doesn't look awesome in your mind.

Wolficorn

A wolf and a unicorn. I want to be able to kill you in two seconds flat and look innocent while doing it.

What else?

2 humans

Biomerge

I rather fancy I would have a tremendous amount of fun if I could discard this frail human shell and emerge as a sort of hybrid Condor and Dolphin - a Dolphor.

Reason - best of both worlds the ability to fly and swim with such grace and beauty.

Either those two or a Cat mixed with a T Rex, just to see the look on people's faces as they bend forward to give me a loving stroke and I then show them my teeth!

Bear Squirrels

They would terrify the forest with their massive size but captivate children with their lovable figures. Right before the steal the gram crackers you brought for s'mores.

Alternatively they take to the skies as flying bear squirrels.

A Liger

"It's pretty much my favorite animal. It's like a tiger and lion mixed...bred for its skills in magic."

Polar Pony

If forced to be two animals, I'd like to be a cross between a polar bear and a pony. Leaping over icebergs and swimming in sub-zero waters. I would embrace both polar bear and horse roots. Unfortunately, the survival of my species will be at a standstill until I am accepted for being the marvel I am.

Rainbows Baby!

Gorilla and Unicorn... That would be majestic enough!

A cat and a fish.