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Give us a conversation starter that will make the person you're talking to run away. It can be gross, scary, whatever. Try not to be vulgar, though.
Ended March 5, 2015 • 29 Entries • Created by Deiticlast
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Give us a conversation starter that will make the person you're talking to run away. It can be gross, scary, whatever. Try not to be vulgar, though.
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Rev_Frenchie

The Funny Thing Is That This Is A True Story

"One time in sixth grade this kid wouldn't leave me alone so I cut him with my scissors. He ended up going to the hospital and getting stitches."

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Give us a conversation starter that will make the person you're talking to run away. It can be gross, scary, whatever. Try not to be vulgar, though.
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unspecific

at first sight

"I'm in love with you."

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Give us a conversation starter that will make the person you're talking to run away. It can be gross, scary, whatever. Try not to be vulgar, though.
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k_wisdom

Was It Something I Said?

"I'm a politician."

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Give us a conversation starter that will make the person you're talking to run away. It can be gross, scary, whatever. Try not to be vulgar, though.
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Schrieben_Wulf

The Horror

"Hi. I use there, they're, and their interchangeably! I'm a riot!"

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Give us a conversation starter that will make the person you're talking to run away. It can be gross, scary, whatever. Try not to be vulgar, though.
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StellarBee

"Guess what? I once met this guy who had fallen onto a really sharp rock on his stomach, and the rock was all red from his blood, and his guts were pouring out... Hey, look at all the sharp rocks around here!"

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Give us a conversation starter that will make the person you're talking to run away. It can be gross, scary, whatever. Try not to be vulgar, though.
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Yowwa

So then how do you perceive me to be young sir - what's that you say, a kindly old man? Ha, but you are too young to judge this book you fool, I have taken many a young life.

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Give us a conversation starter that will make the person you're talking to run away. It can be gross, scary, whatever. Try not to be vulgar, though.
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SK__

True story

"Since you're here, can you hold my glass eye?"

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Give us a conversation starter that will make the person you're talking to run away. It can be gross, scary, whatever. Try not to be vulgar, though.
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WritefullyYours

“True” Love

Since the day I saw you through my night vision goggles in your bedroom, I have been in love with you !

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Give us a conversation starter that will make the person you're talking to run away. It can be gross, scary, whatever. Try not to be vulgar, though.
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Mandamae

Saturday morning, 8am

"We're witnesses of Jehovah and we're here to share the good news."

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Give us a conversation starter that will make the person you're talking to run away. It can be gross, scary, whatever. Try not to be vulgar, though.
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Ells

Heads

"I cut the heads off my dolls, and place them on little posts."