"Guess what? I once met this guy who had fallen onto a really sharp rock on his stomach, and the rock was all red from his blood, and his guts were pouring out... Hey, look at all the sharp rocks around here!"
So then how do you perceive me to be young sir - what's that you say, a kindly old man? Ha, but you are too young to judge this book you fool, I have taken many a young life.