GUESS WHAT?

I really like cheese.

GUESS WHAT ELSE?

Paper clips worship me as a Goddess. "O Great Goddess Stellar, will you please unclip me from this terrifying piece of paper?" Of course, I unclip the paper clip from the horrible paper piece, and they start singing my goddess theme song.

Also, I'm currently married to 45 books. I married 'Eragon' yesterday.

I like cheese.

I like cheese.

Still liking cheese.

MOOO

My best friend is a Conkey, or a Dow. (A donkey/cow)

My other best friend is a Squirt. (I don't think you should ask... It's some sort of rare creature she made up.)

I WHIP MAH HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MAH HAIR BACK AND FORTH

actually, I've never done that in my life.

I LIKE BIG BOOKS AND I CANNOT LIE

Professor Umbridge: "Now, you must write, 'I must not tell lies.'"

Harry: "How many times?"

Professor Umbridge: "Until it sinks in."

ERAGON ERAGON ERAGON

I really like cheese.

Tremble little lion man

OMIGOSH SHE HAD DIAMONDS ON THE SOLES OF HER SHOES

I LOVE BOOKS.

People think I'm really weird.

They are just really boring.

And may the odds be ever-

No, Effie, just no.

I. Got. Married. To. A. Potato.

La la la

PINK FLUFFY UNICORNS DANCING ON RAINBOWS

rivers and roads

Mooooo

I like cheese still

CHEEEEESE

I talk to books...

I think that is a little bit too weird...

SOME NIGHTS I STAY UP-

reading.

And reading.

And reading.

And read some more.

Until I fall asleep reading.

And dream about reading.

I LOVE READING OK

rainbows rainbows rainbows

I LOVE HARRY POTTER

And cheese.

And mah faithful paper clips.

Bye.

Remember: The Great Goddess Stellar is the awesomest.

YAAAY

Bye again.

Remember that I like cheese

Say hi to my paper clips!

Thank you!

Bye.

The Angels and Demons whisper

Thousands hissing

Tunneling around me

Swirling and merging chaos

Begging for it to stop

Choked breath

Until I wake

Thankful for the utter silence

Wondering briefly

What thoughts they placed in my head

Oh my gosh there's my mom in trader Jo's

Did you know that there's a pig that lives in a preschool but the preschool moved and the pig went with it.

Come buy a rooster crane it helps with gardening it helps with fishing and helps with life come buy your rooster crane now on SALE for123,456,789.

Have you ever tried solving a runic cube real hard right

Once I saw this dude putting dirt into a stroller and I saw are neighbors folding there underwater WIERD.

Did you know monkeys like bananas

Oh no can't talk about bananas my friend is crazy about them she even ate my banana.

In my window I have to duck stickers kissing each other cute

I LIKE GYMNASTICS

I LOVE GYMNASTICS

WHO AM I KIDDING GYMNASTICS IS ALMOST MY LIFE.

Guess what I have a gymnastics meet tomorrow

Told ya gymnastics is my life.

I will take the rainbow unicorn suggestion so...

RAINBOW UNICORN RAINBOW UNICORN

RAINBOW UNICORN

RAINBOW UNICORN

one more thing

BYE PEEPS

ITSYDHCLHCCLJXHLXLUXLHXLYXLYXHLCHCHLHXLHHX

that was just for fun.

I once saw a unicorn

Jump over the moon,

Right after a vampire pirate

Stole my gold doubloon.

I cast some magic

And night turned to day,

And that pesky vampire pirate

Was burned away!

The unicorn, thankfully,

Was finished with its jump,

But instead landing back home

Fell into a Chinese dump!