I love giraffes so much!!! I'd want somebody else to take care of it though... And how am I gonna feed it?!? I don't have a job!!! My giraffes gonna put me in debt.
I'd choose a wolverine. Nobody's gonna be barging into my house with that little devil-creature snarling at them. They're also sorta soft, like a low-budget Persian rug with a bad case of mange.
