Boo
Who
death
disappear
but what
what if
you could get
me
I say
BOO
I say
WHO
no I don't say
HOO
I ask for
YOU
Yes, this is an ad
No I am not alive
I am selling something
no nothing bad
technacly nothing
if you don't have one of those
what are they called?
Spirit boxes!
I say this
cause I must talk
so I can go
BOO
and
WHO
So for just
sending three souls
to eternal torment
you can have a ghostly friend,
who goes
BOO
and WHO
but not
HOO.
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