Standards slipped, but don’t worry: we’ll fix it with censorship.

…of course you’ll be fine.

They found your fingerprints at the crime scene. Do you know how they got there?

"Mrs. Tezcan? Your husband and son were in a fatal accident. I am very sorry."

What if I can’t think of fifteen words for this challenge? What should I do?

That having me in your life has made it worse, that you wish I'd leave.

"I'm terribly sorry to say that, your whole family, and all your friends are dead."

Somebody once told me

The world was gonna roll me.

I ain’t the sharpest tool.

I want to see you die.

Word count, word count, word count, word count, word-

"I used to love you, but now I don't. I guess it wasn't real love."

Mom, can we keep this kitten? I won't let him go near the birdbath, really!