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Post your favorite quote from a television show, movie, or novel.
Cover image for post Tyler Durden, by canihaz
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Tyler Durden

"I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

Fight Club

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Describe your mom in one word.
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She was

Unsupportive.

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Describe your sibling in one word.
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Always was

Jealous.

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Write A Sad Story In Six Words.
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Much sad. Very hungry. Wow.

I opened an empty pizza box.

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Insomnia.

Can't fall asleep cause reality is finally better than my dreams. #happy

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Define yourself in one word.
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I am

Blessed.

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describe your first crush in exactly 10 words
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Unrequited.

He wasn't close enough to discover I didn't have cooties.

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What is George R.R. Martin doing...right...now...?
Cover image for post Killing Everyone We Love., by canihaz
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Killing Everyone We Love.

Everyone... Every. Single. Person.

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Make up a new word by combining two existing words. Provide the definition.
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Paraballas

Parabola + ballas

Noun. Two human beings, usually delinquents, who are hood rich. They ball out of control on a daily basis. Might pull up to the scene with their ceiling missing. Often comes in pairs of two. Their universal gang sign is "U".

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If every animal was loyal like a dog, what pet would you have?
Cover image for post A Cheetah., by canihaz
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A Cheetah.

You know how badass I'd look walking a cheetah down The Strand? Pretty damn badass.